Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....
The other evening a lady was invited out for a night with the "girls." She promised her husband that she would be home by midnight.
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily, accompanied by much laughter and merriment.Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, she headed for home.Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, the lady cuckooed another 9 times.Really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him, she made her way up the stairs. Even when totally smashed... she was amazed at her math. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos t= 12 Cuckoos for MIDNIGHT!
The next morning over breakfast her husband asked what time she had returned.
MIDNIGHT ", she replied without hesitation...
He nodded and then said …
“We need a new cuckoo clock. Last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said "oh shit...” Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted….”
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